peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry


humor-us:

it could be raining men and i’d still be single



primordialsandstonedevice:

aliens looking at the earth from space: what a piece of shit. lets bounce



gagasclit:

Don’t let tumblr tell you how you should live your life, do whatever the fuck you want



k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire


combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist