mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month


askboggle:

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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shavingryansprivates:

binka dinka dinka dinkada dinkada dinkada dink DINK

shavingryansprivates:

binka dinka dinka dinkada dinkada dinkada dink DINK


shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed


guy:

"hey! you can only have one!!"

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dafuqbruv:

Today in maths, someone behind me said “I’m cold.” and my automatic response was to reply “Hi cold, I’m dad.” and in that moment, I realised. That I, a sixteen year old girl, had become a dad.