sonicbandicoot:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME


teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*


People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any
Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
--
Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
Juliet: That was dumb of you
--
Romeo: We should get married right now
Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo: Like tomorrow?
Juliet: Sure, fine.
--
Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo: Right.
Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
--
Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
Juliet: For fucks sake.

24-karat-vagina:

I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT


jennifercheckmeout:

Why am I laughing so hard

jennifercheckmeout:

Why am I laughing so hard




ikimaru:

bOOP

ikimaru:

bOOP


redandblueeye2:

dirkstriderschoicebooty:

OKAY BUT TO THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS IS IMPORTANT
THIS PHOTOSHOOT IS CANDID AND IT’S THEIR REACTION TO FINDING OUT THEY’D FINALLY REACHED #1 ON THE AMERICAN CHARTS
THEIR MUSIC CHANGED THE WORLD AND THIS IS THEIR REACTION TO WHAT STARTED IT ALL
AND NOW IT’S IN COLOUR


!!!

redandblueeye2:

dirkstriderschoicebooty:

OKAY BUT TO THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS IS IMPORTANT

THIS PHOTOSHOOT IS CANDID AND IT’S THEIR REACTION TO FINDING OUT THEY’D FINALLY REACHED #1 ON THE AMERICAN CHARTS

THEIR MUSIC CHANGED THE WORLD AND THIS IS THEIR REACTION TO WHAT STARTED IT ALL

AND NOW IT’S IN COLOUR

!!!